How about these giggle makers !

These fit so well they should be in a dictionary.

 ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing
in the middle.

  BEAUTY PARLOUR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

  CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

  CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born  and after they are dead.

 
COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

 
DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

 
EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

 
HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

 
INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

 
MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

 
RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.

 
SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

 
SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

 
TOOTHACHE:

The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.

  YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

(and MY Personal Favorites!!)

WRINKLES:

Something other people have,
similar to my character lines.
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