Friday, March 18, 2011

Questions that need answers

After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

Are part-time band leaders called semi-conductors?

Do they make unguided missiles?

Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say “Do Not Pass”?

Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Can a stupid person be a smart alec?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?

Can you get cavities in your dentures if you use too much artificial sweetener?

Crime doesn’t pay… does that mean my job is a crime?

Day light savings time – why are they saving it and where do they keep it?

Did Noah keep his bees in archives?

Do blind dogs have seeing-eye humans?

Do boxer shorts box?

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

Do fish get thirsty?

Do hummingbirds hum because they don’t know the words?

Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world ‘up over’?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as “4′s”?

Do Scottish Terriers get Scotch Tape worms?

Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?

Do steam rollers really roll steam?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do witches run spell checkers?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID

  that he just whipped out a quarter?

Does a man-eating shark eat women, too?

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